Tumblr (3.0; @ejackulate)http://ejackulate.tumblr.com/<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/5c3fe1bea41b9c11222ded38abc7384c/tumblr_mi6fy3DgRp1r3nmxlo1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/abd10b62c6f02e11fedd2b60cbfeecec/tumblr_mi6fy3DgRp1r3nmxlo2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://punchself.tumblr.com/post/50945392400">punchself</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>THIS IS SO PERFECT</p> </blockquote>http://ejackulate.tumblr.com/post/50970248130http://ejackulate.tumblr.com/post/50970248130Mon, 20 May 2013 22:12:58 -0700<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://turklet.tumblr.com/post/20838775517/the-moral-of-the-story-is-never-have-feelings-for">turklet</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>the moral of the story is never have feelings for anybody ever</p> </blockquote>http://ejackulate.tumblr.com/post/50846803667http://ejackulate.tumblr.com/post/50846803667Sun, 19 May 2013 13:17:41 -0700<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/c935fc30e96472b25b5e426ce824ef88/tumblr_mmwcnxpjym1r98x6zo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://ejackulate.tumblr.com/post/50846659586http://ejackulate.tumblr.com/post/50846659586Sun, 19 May 2013 13:15:57 -0700<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://hommos.tumblr.com/post/37770518321/ive-come-to-the-point-where-i-dont-even">hommos</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>ive come to the point where i dont even procrastinate anymore i just dont do it</p> </blockquote>http://ejackulate.tumblr.com/post/50677345498http://ejackulate.tumblr.com/post/50677345498Fri, 17 May 2013 14:34:49 -0700<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/e75c7b151d7b731f64a1266e9ee0f4fe/tumblr_mmesx3BiPe1qfyvo4o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://hypnoskid.tumblr.com/post/50473638427/kbannn-impulsible-i-couldnt-not-reblog-this">hypnoskid</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://kbannn.tumblr.com/post/50311825725/impulsible-i-couldnt-not-reblog-this-precious">kbannn</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://impulsible.tumblr.com/post/49883122632">impulsible</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>I couldn’t not reblog this precious fuck of a picture.</p> </blockquote> <p>holy crap. TOO cute.</p> </blockquote> <p>aww this is too cute</p> </blockquote>http://ejackulate.tumblr.com/post/50549524238http://ejackulate.tumblr.com/post/50549524238Wed, 15 May 2013 19:49:05 -0700<iframe src="//www.tumblr.com/video/ejackulate/50549067892/400" id="tumblr_video_iframe_50549067892" class="tumblr_video_iframe" width="400" height="400" style="display:block;background-color:transparent;overflow:hidden;" allowTransparency="true" frameborder="0" scrolling="no" webkitAllowFullScreen mozallowfullscreen allowFullScreen></iframe><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://summits.tumblr.com/post/50366056511/this-was-1000x-funnier-than-i-thought-itd-be">summits</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://awesomephilia.com/post/50365679037/wait-for-it-0-04">awesomephilia</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Wait for it… [0:04]</p> </blockquote> <p>This was 1000x funnier than I thought it’d be.</p> </blockquote>http://ejackulate.tumblr.com/post/50549067892http://ejackulate.tumblr.com/post/50549067892Wed, 15 May 2013 19:43:29 -0700<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m77qapH7u91r4uh6co1_400.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m77qapH7u91r4uh6co2_400.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m77qapH7u91r4uh6co3_400.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m77qapH7u91r4uh6co4_400.gif"/><br/> <br/>http://ejackulate.tumblr.com/post/49993479434http://ejackulate.tumblr.com/post/49993479434Wed, 08 May 2013 21:59:33 -0700“Who brought the good news bear? Somebody give her some fucking honey.”<br/><br/> - <em>Stainer, <em>She’s Out of My League</em> (via <a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://lackiejee.tumblr.com/">lackiejee</a>)</em>http://ejackulate.tumblr.com/post/49993461652http://ejackulate.tumblr.com/post/49993461652Wed, 08 May 2013 21:59:12 -0700<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/b9aeea098bbd79cbbcb5841c13a2bd61/tumblr_mlz00y06Ay1qcdrsoo1_500.gif"/><br/><br/>http://ejackulate.tumblr.com/post/49162089893http://ejackulate.tumblr.com/post/49162089893Sun, 28 Apr 2013 22:54:46 -0700<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m96h9xj6kC1r6sv10o1_500.gif"/><br/><br/>http://ejackulate.tumblr.com/post/47683210286http://ejackulate.tumblr.com/post/47683210286Wed, 10 Apr 2013 22:24:56 -0700http://ejackulate.tumblr.com/post/47571624334http://ejackulate.tumblr.com/post/47571624334Tue, 09 Apr 2013 15:50:43 -0700<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/606d367444738db1fcb42233fde43115/tumblr_mkqkvtEMG01rxs4ato1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://thick-framed-glasses.tumblr.com/post/47110574262/little-green-cars">thick-framed-glasses</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>little green cars </p> </blockquote>http://ejackulate.tumblr.com/post/47204406560http://ejackulate.tumblr.com/post/47204406560Fri, 05 Apr 2013 11:00:21 -0700<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/3c4caab9f0364f63fbbd0162444d27c3/tumblr_mezolsoxYK1r7nstbo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://xobrunettekisses.tumblr.com/post/40496589259/mrswika-mrswika-the-same-brooch-the-same">xobrunettekisses</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://mrswika.tumblr.com/post/37857180942/mrswika-the-same-brooch-the-same-pearls-the">mrswika</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://mrswika.tumblr.com">mrswika</a></p> <blockquote> <p>The same brooch.<br/>The same pearls. <br/>The same love. </p> </blockquote> </blockquote> <p>too beautiful not to reblog</p> </blockquote>http://ejackulate.tumblr.com/post/47204317137http://ejackulate.tumblr.com/post/47204317137Fri, 05 Apr 2013 10:58:52 -0700<iframe src="http://player.vimeo.com/video/23462420" width="400" height="225" frameborder="0"></iframe><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://letsget-sexual.tumblr.com/post/47062988062/omg-dead-this-is-the-best-thing-ive-ever-seen">letsget-sexual</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>OMG DEAD </p> <p>this is the best thing i’ve ever seen</p> </blockquote>http://ejackulate.tumblr.com/post/47175250657http://ejackulate.tumblr.com/post/47175250657Thu, 04 Apr 2013 23:14:58 -0700<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mcsiicMX1B1qfkur0o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://sweetestinvitation.tumblr.com/post/34742442846/good-cry">sweetestinvitation</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Good cry</p> </blockquote>http://ejackulate.tumblr.com/post/46398241875http://ejackulate.tumblr.com/post/46398241875Tue, 26 Mar 2013 21:18:36 -0700<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/23ffb8a343c3104905fd8fde0187adae/tumblr_mgvx5mIs9k1r0h50xo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://helmetmcqueen.tumblr.com/post/40937126203/chubby-puppy">helmetmcqueen</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>chubby puppy</p> </blockquote>http://ejackulate.tumblr.com/post/46226587388http://ejackulate.tumblr.com/post/46226587388Sun, 24 Mar 2013 21:01:14 -0700<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/a07863bff1736f2007854f0f3fff5c46/tumblr_mk6h8uWLX31s2ejdjo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://ejackulate.tumblr.com/post/46225734224http://ejackulate.tumblr.com/post/46225734224Sun, 24 Mar 2013 20:49:23 -0700<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3f514rmZZ1qeojqjo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://ejackulate.tumblr.com/post/45737606891http://ejackulate.tumblr.com/post/45737606891Mon, 18 Mar 2013 22:13:22 -0700<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/045f53c8885147eb9d752deb0c25fb43/tumblr_mjw60fPCtP1s75ht7o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://battledesolo.tumblr.com/post/45737039599/sometimes-you-just-have-to-have-fun"> </a></p>http://ejackulate.tumblr.com/post/45737584596http://ejackulate.tumblr.com/post/45737584596Mon, 18 Mar 2013 22:12:56 -0700<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/4cefa9aa40b495d228f2ca23a6bcb669/tumblr_mjw6d15mrO1rizfe5o1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://julyuuuuuh.tumblr.com/post/45737444126/omygg">julyuuuuuh</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>omygg</p> </blockquote>http://ejackulate.tumblr.com/post/45737565903http://ejackulate.tumblr.com/post/45737565903Mon, 18 Mar 2013 22:12:34 -0700